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: : Shall we say, uh, ten minutes? Mrs. Claypool
: Pardon me, could you tell me where Signor Lassparri is? Do they allow tipping on the boat? Mrs. Claypool Paging Mr. Driftwood! : Don't wake him up. Are you sure you have everything, Otis? : Mrs. Claypool :
: Fiorello Otis B. Driftwood It says the, uh, "The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract" look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? Quiet. Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor. Two beers, bartender! Fiorello Waiter Otis B. Driftwood : And two hard-boiled eggs! Otis B. Driftwood Otis B. Driftwood
You're willing to pay him a thousand dollars a night just for singing? : : Herbert Gottlieb Well, take a rhumba from one to ten. Mrs. Claypool Duplicates, eh?
I dunno.
Otis B. Driftwood : Yes, ma'am? : :
I'll come, but get out. Henderson Otis B. Driftwood You live here all alone? :
There ain't no Sanity Claus!
: Manicurist Otis B. Driftwood Company Credits
Have you got two fives? He'll be fine.
: :
: Ricardo Otis B. Driftwood Now, it says, uh, "The party of the second part shall be known in this contract as the party of the second part.". Otis B. Driftwood Well, you should have come to the first party. Otis B. Driftwood Oh. : : That's my suit all right. You know that America is waiting to hear him sing?
: And two hard-boiled eggs. :
Oh.
Ship's Steward No, he has not.
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Yeah, it was taking up too much room, so we sold it. : Otis B. Driftwood Otis B. Driftwood : : Eight million dollars. All right, only quick. Don't you know what duplicates are?
Otis B. Driftwood
: : : Otis B. Driftwood Henderson
: Mrs. Claypool Fiorello
Otis B. Driftwood : Listen, Gottlieb, nix on the love making. Now there's room.
Yes, sir.
Otis B. Driftwood First, you get me kicked out of my job, then you get me thrown out of my hotel, and finally you push me off a park bench. Fiorello Just a minute, these men are in this country under false pretenses and I'm going to to do my duty. Bellboy :
Fine.
: : No no, go right ahead.
:
Well, I think I can get America to meet him halfway. Otis B. Driftwood All of New York will be under your feet! Otis B. Driftwood Well, who's ahead? And left you all alone. I'm afraid you've used that speech before, Mr. Gottlieb.
Potential Dance Partner Fiorello : Mr. Driftwood! Fiorello 
sensation in New York. You're fired!
: Fiorello : Otis B. Driftwood I was talking to myself, and there's nothing you can do about it. :
Do I go around yelling your name? You'll be alone when I throw you in jail!
Sit down!
: Fiorello
: : Now we're getting somewhere. : : : That sounds a little better this time. : :
: : Fiorello
Otis B. Driftwood
Herbert Gottlieb
Mr. Driftwood! : : Just me and my memories. [resting his foot on Lassparri, who's been knocked out]
His father was the first man to stuff spaghetti with bicarbonate of soda, thus causing and curing indigestion at the same time. Otis B. Driftwood : Otis B. Driftwood Well stop following me or I'll have you arrested! How much does this come to?
What's the matter, mister? Really? Waiter
I am sure the familiar strains of Verdi's music will come back to you tonight, and Mrs. Claypool's checks will probably come back in the morning. Otis B. Driftwood [Tomasso whistles when Rosa appears] With squeaky shoes on!
It's a funny thing, it just slipped my mind. I notice the table's set for four. I don't see it doing anything. : : Boy, would you do me a favor and stop yelling my name all over this restaurant? : Oh, we had an argument and he pulled a knife on me, so I shot him. [beginning a speech disguised as one of the aviators] Otis B. Driftwood Fiorello
: It says:"The party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the party of the first part." : Otis B. Driftwood
: Mrs. Claypool I'll take it! Fiorello Yeah, duplicates. Fiorello
Well, things seem to be getting better around the country.
Henderson : Er just the first part. Henderson : You see that spaghetti? : Otis B. Driftwood $8.00, eh? : Otis B. Driftwood Well, I don't know about that. : : I haven't heard anything yet.
Otis B. Driftwood : : What do you want with him? :
Fiorello Well, you know how those things are, they breed like rabbits.
Otis B. Driftwood Why, you can get a phonograph record of Minnie the Moocher for 75 cents.
Sure, those five kids up in Canada. Did you get anything for it? : Otis B. Driftwood : : income tax. Well, it sounds a little better this time. [Driftwood opens a drawer in his trunk to find Tomasso sleeping].
If I were you I wouldn't pay it. : : What are you doing here? It's about time! Guttlieb, these are the worst cigars I ever smoked.
I don't know. : You'll get into society. : Otis B. Driftwood I have arranged for you to invest $200,000 in the New York Opera Company. Hello toots.
:
First, call off that police dogs. : That woman?
Otis B. Driftwood
Do you know America is waiting to hear him sing?
And steward, rush that along, because the faster it comes, the faster this convention will be over. : : Fiorello : With eight million dollars. Well, that leaves $3.00. Do you understand? Fiorello
Well, there's plenty of room. Otis B. Driftwood But go! :
Herbert Gottlieb
[takes the pen back] As a matter of fact, you can hardly call me a fortune hunter. [hands Fiorello a pen to sign a contract] :
: [to Mrs. Claypool] Hey, have I got time to go back and pay my hotel bill? Fiorello This is an outrage. Otis B. Driftwood : He couldn't come, so he gave me his ticket. What does it say? : [to Tomasso, who's knocked out Lassparri], [resting his foot on Lassparri, who's been knocked out], [talking about "the greatest tenor in the world"]. : Official Sites Otis B. Driftwood Otis B. Driftwood Mr. Driftwood! Otis B. Driftwood Ah, smelling salts? : : :
Waiter Otis B. Driftwood
Yes, with your back to me. No, come on in.
Otis B. Driftwood Otis B. Driftwood A season made possible by the generous checks of Mrs. Claypool.
You can chop your way right through. : Mrs. Claypool Otis B. Driftwood Otis B. Driftwood Fiorello
Otis B. Driftwood Fortune hunter?
: Oh, what is this now? Shh! Fiorello : : 
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